Thursday, October 25, 2007

Horror films: The funny kind (II)

Last post, I mentioned two comic horror films that I recently enjoyed. For Halloween night I've lined up two more:
Ed Wood and
Plan 9 from Outer Space.

That should keep us entertained between trick-or-treaters.

If you haven't seen these, I highly recommend them. Or rather, I highly recommend Ed Wood; I recommend Plan 9 in a "so bad it's good" vein. As always, have popcorn or other lightweight, nonstaining foodstuffs on hand to throw.

Ed Wood

Film producer Ed Wood, Jr. is best known for a string of B-movies in the 1950s. He wrote his own scripts, doubled as director/producer, and sometimes even took acting parts. Legend has it that he stretched his budget by stealing props from better-funded productions (notably a broken-down mechanical octopus).

Tim Burton's 1994 biopic Ed Wood tells part of Wood's story, including the filming of his (in)famous Plan 9 From Outer Space, his slapdash style as a director, his fetish for angora sweaters, and his friendship with Béla Lugosi.

Burton's take on Wood is sympathetic; Johnny Depp's Wood is an obsessive with a good heart. Martin Landau's Lugosi is doddering but he comes to life (so to speak) when talking about his glory days as Count Dracula. The friendship between the two men adds some sweet moments to the film; it's not all laughs.

Here's the 1994 trailer:
[NOTE: The video sometimes migrates to the end of the post. It's cursed.]



Plan 9 from Outer Space

Some of the funniest moments in Ed Wood are about the filming of Plan 9 From Outer Space. If you enjoy sheer silliness, I highly recommend Plan 9 (especially after Ed Wood). It's remarkable how well Ed Wood depicted Plan 9, how believable Landau is as Lugosi, and how silly the hubcap-flying saucers look during filming.

I don't think I can describe Plan 9 better than this review by Amazon.com staff:
Plan 9 is the story of space aliens who try to conquer the Earth through resurrection of the dead. Psychic Criswell narrates ("Future events such as these will affect you in the future!") as police rush through the cemetery, occasionally clipping the cardboard tombstones in their zeal to find the source of the mysterious goings-on.

More than just a bad film, Plan 9 is something of a one- stop clearinghouse for poor cinematic techniques: The time shifts whimsically from midnight to afternoon sun, Tor Johnson flails desperately in an attempt to rise from his coffin, and flying saucers zoom past on clearly visible strings. Fading star Bela Lugosi tragically died during filming, but such a small hurdle could not stop writer-producer-director Ed Wood. Lugosi is ingeniously replaced with a man who holds a cape across his face and might as well have "NOT BELA LUGOSI" stamped on his forehead.

Plan 9 is so sweetly well-intentioned in both its message and its execution that it's impossible not to love it. And if you don't, well, as Eros says, "You people of Earth are idiots!" --Ali Davis
All that, and a great trailer!



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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Horror films: The funny kind

Every October I get into a Halloween mood by screening comic horror films. Friends and neighbors bring camp chairs and extra popcorn (as most of what I provide gets hurled at the screen).

So far this month I've shown two films:
Creature from the Haunted Sea and
Bloody Pit of Horror.

I discovered both through The It's Alive Show's webcast (which I found via Lucy Snyder). I wish the It's Alive crew all the best this week as they defend their Guinness World Record for Largest Zombie Walk... and I hope they'll webcast it.

These films' effect is sheer comedy. They're complete failures on the horror front, and they don't fail quietly either; these films pull out all the stops.

Creature from the Haunted Sea

Creature from the Haunted Sea is a half-serious, half-slapstick crime-castaway-monster movie with rampant Bogart parody and a pathetically homemade monster.

The setting is the Caribbean, just after the Cuban Revolution. Several former Cuban military officers abscond with a strongbox from the Cuban treasury, and hire a Sicilian-American mafioso's boat for their getaway. The mobster and his moll decide to scuttle the boat, blame the Cubans' deaths on a sea monster, and keep the money. All goes well until the real sea monster gets in on the scheme.

Roger Corman (Little Shop of Horrors) filmed Creature in five days, augmenting it with spare footage and dialogue from a different film. Boy, does it show. The opening scenes are in a satirical hard-boiled style, complete with awful tough-guy dialogue. Many of the island scenes are spoofs of The African Queen. The only connection between the Cuba scenes and the shipwreck/monster scenes is some intermittent tough-guy narration by an incompetent American spy. And the Creature itself looks like Cookie Monster's senile great-uncle, made from:
a wetsuit, some moss, lots of Brillo pads.... Tennis balls for the eyes, Ping-Pong balls for the pupils and pipecleaners for the claws.

What caps Creature's perfect absurdity is the quirky soundtrack by Fred Katz, a jazz cellist [audio] and composer of space age pop. Katz scored several of Corman's films, including Little Shop of Horrors. The soundtrack is especially engaging during the credits, which feature odd animations of monsters and revolutionaries.

Here's the 1961 trailer:


Bloody Pit of Horror

Bloody Pit of Horror (originally Il Boia Scarlatto, or The Crimson Executioner) is badly dubbed, badly acted, badly written, and badly filmed. There isn't a single atmospheric moment in the movie; the writing, acting, and costuming are overwrought but completely unaffecting. It's insanely bad; perfect for throwing popcorn.

The plot is bad gothic. A group of models and photographers stay at a castle, posing among cheesy torture devices. The castle's owner is fascinated and appalled by the models; he fears his desire will taint his body. The solution? He obsessively oils his chest for several minutes, then dons a silly mask, dubs himself the Crimson Executioner, and starts strapping people into giant spider webs and beds of nails.

Between the Crimson Executioner's (Mickey Hargitay's) well-oiled bare chest, the strangely sex-slave-looking henchmen, and the general air of wannabe sexploitation, the film's look is closer to colorized softcore porn than horror. Not that it's sexy either. Not horrific, not atmospheric, not sexy, and it lacks the dippy charm of Creature from the Haunted Sea... but the ineptitude of the film is a crack-up. I wouldn't have missed it.

Here's the 1965 trailer:
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There's some confusion over exactly who directed Bloody Pit--Massimo Pupillo (perhaps under his pseudonym Max Hunter), or perhaps Ralph Zucker, or someone else entirely. There's even speculation that Pupillo was mortified by the quality of the film, and asked to be removed from the credits. I know, I know, it's just internet conspiracy theory, but the film is pretty mortifying. Especially as Pupillo apparently had a strong reputation as a subtle and atmospheric director--not a description that applies to this film.

Next screenings in my silly-horror-fest: Ed Wood and Plan 9 From Outer Space!

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Michele Slung: Sex and horror (II)

In Part 1, I discussed the 22 stories in I Shudder At Your Touch. Here, I'll look at Michele Slung's interesting preface to the book.

I wouldn't call myself a "horror reader", because I'm not a fan of the most visible parts of the genre--e.g. Stephen King and slasher flicks. However, Slung frames horror as a form of fiction that appeals strongly to our emotions, and challenges the boundaries between self and normalcy, or self and Other. In those terms, horror is related to much of my reading.

Love, sex, death, and...?

My favorite reading chair is currently piled with love and death, sex and death, resolution and death—in fact, many forms of consummation and death. Márquez's Love in the Time of Cholera. Wagner's Tristan and Isolde (a veritable lovesexdeath fest--Wagner popularized the term Liebestod for the lovers' wish to be united in death). Lorca’s Blood Wedding (along with Saura’s flamenco interpretation). Hand’s Mortal Love. These are tales of forbidden love, betrayal, obsession, madness, the supernatural, and death... but not horror in the style of the I Shudder stories.

Death, and ghosties and ghoulies, aren't in themselves horrific; the extra ingredient in I Shudder is the unknown, the extreme, or the frightful. As Eric Nuzum says, the essence of a vampire is not its fangs--picture Count Chocula and Bunnicula. The true vampire preys on our fears. The "horrid" vampire has often been cast as whatever was most frightful or most sexy at the time: as a woman, as Jesus, as a black man.

The other distinctive ingredient in the I Shudder stories is emotional: each story uses dread, despair, or surprise. Death isn't inevitable; it's a kicking and screaming end. (In McCormack's Festival, death seems a consummation devoutly to be wished, but the outcome proves unsatisfying.) Madness isn't compensated by artistic inspiration. The world doesn't make sense.

Sex enhancing horror

Slung describes a two-way relationship between sex and horror:
What horror story isn't about sex?... The eroticism… can be as obvious as a vampire's embrace or as subtle as the imperfectly perceived corruption permeating Henry James's The Turn of the Screw.
I certainly see a strong relationship, but I'm not sure I'd say all horror is connected to sex. Is the eroticism of The Turn of the Screw too subtle for me, or is it an instance of the erotic being a function of the individual reader’s wiring?

Sex can make us powerful, or render us vulnerable. Vampires mix bloodletting and sex; strong emotion (e.g. rage, sex, or art) opens up characters to supernatural powers. This idea of passion as a gateway to darker powers is central to the Barker story, Jacqueline Ess. The human equivalent is a horrific crime of passion in Rendell’s A Glowing Future. In many of the I Shudder tales, a victim is in bed, with overtones of both vulnerability and desire.

Sex involves judgment and trust. Fowler's stalker tale illustrates the tension between judgment and desire, intuition and common sense. Sex leaves people in dangerous thrall in Jacqueline Ess and Gilchrist’s The Basilisk. Encounters with horror often threaten not only body, but also heart, soul, or self-will. (The one vampire story in I Shudder doesn’t consummate the relationship, but shows how the vampire’s powers of persuasion and attraction can corrupt human judgment.)

Is horror innately sexy?

Slung makes the case that horror and pleasure are at some level indistinguishable:
Whether one shivers in pleasure or pleasurable anticipation, or whether one recoils shudderingly, in dread, the gooseflesh raised is the same.
There’s no doubt that sex and horror can co-operate, and even intensify each other: the transgressive can add to the erotic, and the erotic to the horrific. But surely for each reader, whether that shudder of dread translates to a shiver of pleasure is mediated by personal associations and boundaries.

Recent posts on Lust Bites and Teach Me Tonight trod the line between horror and eros, asking about readers' reactions to images of bloodied men. It's clear from the comments that for some, a particular horror may be too outré for eros, for some the eros of violence or blood is limited to fantasy, and for others that sensibility is part of daily life. Some interpret the appeal as solely about violence as a facet of masculinity, a step removed from the taboo and thrill of blood itself. Still others are doubtless disturbed by "invest[ing] power and meaning" in what may be taboo or shocking, much like this concern in a separate discussion:
If I continued to read [disturbing erotic stories]...how far was I willing to go, and how would I feel about myself if I continued?

Sex, horror, and morality

Becoming what we fear is among the most important themes in horror. Every story in I Shudder At Your Touch can be read as a cautionary parable of what humans could become: vampires, animals, murderers, extreme thrill-seekers, abusers of power. In general, the stories don’t reward risk-taking; characters are endangered by buying a new house, sharing close quarters with others, or being a good Samaritan.

In several of the I Shudder stories, sex is innately risky. In Villa Désirée (written in the 1920s), the fiancé's lustful side is inhuman and evil; in Cleave the Vampire (1991), McGrath fuses desire with madness and the occult. More often it’s not sex itself that’s the danger. Rather, it’s sex that’s risk-taking or rule-breaking--e.g. committing adultery, desiring a brother or a creature, or using desire to summon supernatural powers.

But horror fiction's messages aren't always delivered with gore or organ music. Stoker’s Dracula was social satire. John Marks writes vampire fiction based on his experience as a producer for 60 Minutes; he says it's a way to satirize "a world that's already satirizing itself, every single day". On the same program, Charlaine Harris says her Sookie Stackhouse vampire novels should give her church "something to think about".

Much of the current craze for vampire fiction is in a more lighthearted vein, more like Marks and Harris than like Stoker's Dracula. However, even vampire chick lit, vampire romance, and vampire comedy bear a thematic resemblance to the I Shudder stories. Characters outside the norm, or with unusual powers, provide an extra-dramatic demonstration of the usual human struggles with self and society.


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Thursday, September 27, 2007

Michele Slung: I Shudder At Your Touch: 22 Tales of Sex and Horror


(ROC, 1991)
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I Shudder At Your Touch has taken me a long time to finish. I don't read much horror in one sitting (especially before bed), and I kept hitting dull or dated pieces of writing and losing interest. A number of the stories are well written and a few are fascinating, but overall the quality of writing isn't as high as I'd hoped. The selection doesn't really hold my interest either: I've enjoyed some of these authors more in other collections.

I'm not a frequent horror reader. I've read the older classics in the genre, a handful of the big names from the last few decades, and I enjoy some of the recent crossover horror/fantasy/romance fiction. Most of all, I enjoy a good short story in any genre.

I'll discuss the stories here. In Part 2 I'll talk about the very interesting preface by Michele Slung.

The stories

I Shudder was first published in 1991; most of the stories date from before that. The earliest stories (1890s-1960s) are all strong: they're distinctive enough to stand out among decades of similar themes, and they're not overwhelmed by old-fashioned ornamentation. Several of those written in the 1970s-80s sin the other direction--they're distinctive only in plot, with no writing style; good stories told with minimal nuance. Too many of the later stories rely on the reader's visceral, squeamish reactions for effect, neglecting the good writing that turns a lurid read into a compulsive read.

It's not that these stories are nonstop gore. The collection is fairly well balanced between different types of horror: growing hatred, sudden violence, and outré paranormal creatures. Nor am I arguing for an elaborate Gothic style. If anything, the opposite: several of the stories are flabby, wordy writing.

My synopses are sketchy because I hate to "spoil" short stories, and because there are 22 of them. If you want more detail, try here.

Women run amok

Several of the stories are in the vein of The Turn of the Screw: they center on a woman going mad (perhaps driven mad by frightening forces), and ultimately harming herself or others.

The Revelations of 'Becka Paulson by Stephen King, 1986
Becka accidentally shoots herself in the head. The bullet lodged in her brain is only the start, as her reality and her attitude toward her husband take some strange and threatening turns. King's language is flat, and his voice is blah. Interesting ideas, boring delivery.
Cleave the Vampire, or, A Gothic Pastorale by Patrick McGrath, 1991 (titled "Not Cricket" in the UK edition)
A well-written send-up of a British matron (complete with fox-hunting-obsessed husband and cricket-obsessed son), in the sex-mad style of a country-house farce. Lady Hock has stopped taking her medications, an grows increasingly obsessed with a vampire at the neighborhood cricket match. Cleave is light on the horror; Lady Hock's mental state is developed more than the vampire. Slung hits on the one aspect that up-ends the usual vampire story:
It's a provocative thought that the only thing worse than a vampire's advances could be a vampire's indifference.

The Conqueror Worm by Stephen R. Donaldson, 1983
The one madness story in the collection that centers on a man. The story would be unremarkable except for the ghastly "worm". Which is sort of the story of Donaldson's success, I think: seemingly ordinary stories with a queasy element that renders them uncomfortably memorable. It's very effective, but I always end up feeling manipulated by it.

Keeping House by Michael Blumlein, 1991
Another "horrid" story of a woman going mad. In this case the evil seems to emanate from a house, and manifests itself through creepy crawlies and rank odors. The horrors and her madness progress in smart tandem, keeping the reader unsure of the narrator's reliability until near the end.

Unsafe at home

Keeping House is the best of several stories about the terror and mental fatigue of feeling spied-on in one’s own home.

The Master Builder by Christopher Fowler, 1991
More stalker-thriller than horror; great ideas but flabby, wordy writing.

Wings by Harriet Zinnes, 1988
This could have been an intriguing little psychological piece. It breaks all kinds of taboos and plays with the character's mind and sexuality to a cruel degree--but it goes nowhere and explores nothing.

Nature, red in tooth and claw

A few of the stories depict half-humans who seem to belong to a nature that's fierce and uncompromising. There’s no true understanding between the ordinary person and the half-human Other.

Sea Lovers by Valerie Martin, 1988
Sea Predator might have been a better title. Mermaids can have cold, fishy hearts; this particular mermaid is anti-men, having seen one drowned and found his genitals frightening... quel shock! It's a strong story with a weak ending. Some editor should have accidentally-on-purpose omitted the last two paragraphs.

The Tiger Returns to the Mountain by T.L. Parkinson, 1991
Slung compares this story to Beauty and the Beast, but the fairytale is altered in almost every respect. Most versions of the story alter the atmosphere but not the structure of the fairytale; Jean Cocteau's prince is beastly in instincts but still leads a life of privilege--and he's still constrained by the need to win the beauty's love. The Tiger Returns twists male/female power disturbingly. The Tiger Man is far from privileged; he's a prison escapee. He doesn't woo; he kidnaps and forces. On the face of it the Tiger Man possesses all the power in the relationship, and Molly can only take back her power negatively, by acquiescing to her own rape.

Master by Angela Carter, 1981
White man, native woman, jungle, jaguar, killing that which we love or that which we become. Oh-so-full of symbolism, but none of it spoke to me.

The everyday: Fantasy and cruelty

Most of the stories involve relationships going awry. A couple of the stories are about the entirely human dimension of horror, the kind of thing that leads to divorce court or, at their most fantastic, headlines for supermarket tabloids.

A Quarter Past You by Jonathan Carroll, 1989
A wife is a little too honest about her sexual fantasies; the husband thoroughly squelches her fantasy. Not remotely horrific, but a decent short story.

A Glowing Future by Ruth Rendell, 1987
A rather predictable story of a woman done wrong, and her revenge on both the man who done it and the woman he done it for.
  • The full text is online (PDF).

Other stories originate in human discontents but conjure something otherworldly.

Consanguinity by Ronald Duncan, 1965
I found this the most intriguing story in the book. After reading the ending, I immediately started again from the beginning. It's a primarily psychological tale of an unusually close brother and sister; more about the weird and the transgressive than the truly horrible.

Festival by Eric McCormack, 1987
A genuine piece of grotesquerie with a twist in the end. A couple attend a festival of increasing horrors; they've agreed to participate in the final act. The interest is in the couple's agreement, their brinksmanship, and their careful compact that accommodates both of their yearnings toward death. McCormack has found the flaw in the Prisoner's Dilemma: the two principals may trust each other implicitly, but can they trust the rest of the world to play along?

Psychopomp by Haydn Middleton, 1991
An exploration of the yearning to return to one's beginnings, and the death that accompanies this turning away from life.
Editor's note: A psychopomp... was, in ancient Greek myth, a conductor of souls to the place of the dead.

Salon Satin by Carolyn Banks, 1991
A trite tale of two women and a supernatural spa (described in ridiculous psychedelia). The "punchline" is all in the last page, and hinges on a lame pun.

Nameless horrors

A few of the stories are Gothic in structure, relying on nameless horrors for their emotive value. These two vintage Gothic pieces worked for me (Sinclair and Hitchens); the newer stories weren't very good.

The Villa Désirée by May Sinclair, 1926
A classic Gothic tale of a young woman engaged to a mysterious stranger. Mildred is alone in his remote home, sleeping in a bedroom with a bloody past.

How Love Came to Professor Guildea by Robert Hitchens, 1900
Another classic story of an isolated man haunted by the nameless. The Professor would rather die than live with the creature's affection.

The Swords by Robert Aickman, 1975
A young commercial traveler becomes fascinated by a perverse carnival act. It's an interestingly macabre idea, but I didn't find the writing very effective.

Ladies in Waiting by Hugh B. Cave, 1975
An over-explained and under-atmospheric story of a strange house. A wife is strangely attracted to it, her husband strangely repelled.

Moral fairytales

I don't necessarily mean moral as in upright. Several of the stories have clear roots in legend, and take a fairly direct path toward resolution.

The Basilisk by R. Murray Gilchrist, 1894
A lush and strangely sexy Victorian fairytale about a young woman who's in thrall to a basilisk, and her human lover who doesn't realize what he's up against. One wants to warn him of the obvious: "Young man, don't mess with basilisks."
Death and the Single Girl by Thomas M. Disch, 1976
An interesting, deadpan story that plays with the banal side of death by sex.
Death spread his suitcoat and unzipped his fly.

Jacqueline Ess: Her Will and Testament by Clive Barker, 1984
Power leading to degradation; love leading to a fall; ultimately, both protagonists are damaged enough to come together.

Slung's breathless introductions do the stories no favors. The buildup is gushing, and the purple prose is comical. I prefer to read the stories first, then scan the introductions for any points of interest. Slung introduces Jacqueline Ess with typical hyperbole:
In the dark miracle of Jacqueline Ess, Clive Barker has given us what may be the most daring and unnerving story many of you will ever encounter. For in exploring those deepest mythic recesses of female power which exist beyond any known responses, he moves instinctively into the realm of Circe, of Medusa, of Kali, of shape-changing goddesses and demons. Yet, despite its awesomely frightening special effects, for me this story is ultimately an allegory of the nature of desire, which is in itself an endless mystery.

But because there are what can only be termed harrowing perversions of desire on exhibit here, I must also stress the tenderness that unexpectedly breaks through. I could be mistaken, but I do think that Barker provides in "Jacqueline Ess" an utterly original expression of admiration for and homage to the smoldering primal force that is women's sexuality.
(I found the story interestingly plotted and constructed, but by no means "the most daring and unnerving story" I've ever encountered.)

I enjoyed about half stories from the collection, and found most of the rest interesting. But overall it's not the strongest collection; too many pieces are blandly written and not aging well.

I'm certain some of my reaction is due to reading these stories many years after they were first published, in a whole different literary culture. However, I can't evaluate these stories based on a hypothetical long-ago reader. As a book to read in 2007, I'd give it a C+ grade. If it were re-released with better introductions, I'd read it with historical curiosity... but I'd still find the writing a mixed bag.

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